tag:linnog45.blog.co.uk,2009-11-09:/MokoFeed2009-11-09T11:47:53+01:00tag:linnog45.blog.co.uk,2005-10-06:/2005/10/06/it_s_pathetic_i_know_but~220458/Linnog452005-10-06T22:54:48+02:002005-10-06T22:54:48+02:00 <p>The boy was still standing on the burning deck<br> These things just come to pass<br> But the flames were like a long lost friend<br> As they licked towards his a...what the hell's going on here?</p> <p>And there's more...</p> <p>TBSOTBD<br> He was facing to the front<br> Surely he should have jumped by now<br> The stupid little c...now that's enough!!</p> <p>And so to bed </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://linnog45.blog.co.uk/2005/10/06/it_s_pathetic_i_know_but~220458/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:linnog45.blog.co.uk,2005-10-05:/2005/10/06/the_boy_stood_on_the_burning_deck~218725/Linnog452005-10-06T00:03:43+02:002005-10-06T00:03:43+02:00 <p>His feet were covered in blisters<br> He had no knickers to put on<br> So he put on his sister's</p> <p>Oooh yes, the joys of poetry. And if you are with a gang of mates just keep making up boy/burning deck poems and you are bound to raise a laugh.</p> <p>eg</p> <p>TBSOTBD<br> he was feeling rather silly<br> The flames grew higher and higher<br> And burnt the end of his well developed sense of humour...<br> See I didn't go for the obvious "rude" ending.<br> Here, fill the last line of this one in yourself</p> <p>TBSOTBD<br> he couldn't believe his luck<br> he realised he'd soon have to move,<br> As it was getting hot as f</p> <p>Eh? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://linnog45.blog.co.uk/2005/10/06/the_boy_stood_on_the_burning_deck~218725/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:linnog45.blog.co.uk,2005-10-05:/2005/10/05/rasper~218693/Linnog452005-10-05T23:36:55+02:002005-10-05T23:36:55+02:00 <p><img src="/img/smilies/graydead.gif" alt="XX(" class="middle" border="0">You know when you are walking down the street with your ipod earphones in, and you let off a fart...How do you know how loud it was?</p> <p>The reason I ask was that this very day in Oxford St, I thought I had let go a "puffy" one, but it obviously came out as a "rasper" and people looked at me in a most peculiar way!</p> <p>And it stunk!</p> <p>Don't fart in a lift...or if you do make it a silent one and keep looking at the fit young bird in a knowing yet accusatory manner.</p> <p>If you are in a lift on your own and know that there will be no one getting on when you get off - let one rip as you do so, so the next person in will get an unpleasant surprise.</p> <p>I once got in a lift in one of the tower blocks at Essex Uni and there was a turd in the corner. Disgusting! But not only that, it was tucked up right into the corner so it must have been someone with a triangular arse who put it there as no other shape of arse would fit.</p> <p>Scatology</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://linnog45.blog.co.uk/2005/10/05/rasper~218693/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>